cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips: take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
teacher: c'mon guys! you did this in 3rd grade!
student: i don't even remember what i had for dinner last night you fucking whore
I just want Cas to be okay:... →
bestillmyshippingheart: dean loves mary so much i can’t do it he chokes up over a crudely drawn picture of his family he chokes up when he sees her in the wish verse he cries when they see her again at the old house he cries as he tells her On November 2nd, 1983, don’t get out of bed….
texasbowlegs: there are actors. there are models. there are musicians. there are good people. and then there’s jensen ackles who is all freaking four and more
there are two types of people in the world
saintdoriangray: those sexually attracted to the winchesters liars
Supernatural Season 8 to Return October 3rd →
im pretty sure i am the laziest person in the...
casmyass: Plot twist: Gabriel is alive and purgatory is just him trying to get Dean and Cas together.
middle of test with 100+ students. dead quiet.
stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
batreaux: sorry i just need to vent. (dangerously hot steam pours from my mouth and melts your face but you sit there and take it because you are a good friend)
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
misha-bawlins: asherahseren: spoiler for SPN season 8 Oh hey look another female introduced solely as a love interest who’ll probably die in a few episodes leaving Sammy with a bleeding heart again. Do I hear hip hip horray from the fandom?
When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing
erinthesails: DO YOU EVER LIKE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER SO MUCH THAT YOU JUST